Think Geeky during the Holiday Season

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As we all can tell by the bell ringers on the sidewalks, music playing through stores and not to mention everyone either unusually cheerful or extra Scroogey. The Holiday Season is coming so best to be prepared and on top your gift game. This is where our friends over at ThinkGeek comes in hot and ready to deck the halls with death stars of nerdy.

As many of you know ThinkGeek is one of the biggest if not biggest outlets for all things Nerd online to buy licensed merchandise from your favorite franchise. I know during the Holiday I am notorious for not knowing what to say when someone asks what I want my go to response is “Ummm Cash? Zelda stuff?” so that’s where I found myself several weeks ago and I thought, Ok well I’m going to make a freaking nerdy, techy and savory list this year to hand out. So here we are with me roaming on the webs and stumbling across ThinkGeek so lets go over some of the newest items coming out of ThinkGeek for that special Geeky person in your life.

2017 to me seems to be the year of Star Wars hype. From major revitalization of  beloved characters and movies, to the loss of Carrie Fisher. Although I’m not personally a fan it can’t be denied how powerful this series is and thus why I feel we must cover some of the newest Star Wars Items coming from ThinkGeek.

(PLEASE NOTE PRICING MAY NOT REFLECT ANY SALES OR DISCOUNTS OFFERED BY THINKGEEK)

Hallmark Keepsake Star Wars Death Star Tree Topper Ornament – $99.95

This beautiful tree topper is a new release from ThinkGeek that not only shows your Dark Side but also plays two iconic Star Wars songs. Lighting up red or blue with green in the laser dish all controlled by an independent controller that allows for ease of transition. I must say my none Star Wars loving body really loves this item. I can only imagine Darth Vader surrounded by sworn enemies on a cold night cheers them over a nice glass of whiskey setting their personal differences aside to enjoy this Holiday Season.

 

 

 

Click here to purchase

Product Specifications 

  • Star Wars Death Star Tree Topper
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Includes a remote control featuring the iconic Imperial crest
  • Lights up blue or red with green in the laser dish
  • Plays the Star Wars main theme and the Imperial March
  • Materials: Plastic
  • Batteries: 3 LR44 button-cell batteries (included)
  • Plugs into a standard 120V wall outlet or requires Hallmark’s Magic Cord power source (sold separately)
  • Dimensions: 6 1/2″ sphere
  • Weight: 14 1/5 oz.
  • Includes: Death Star tree topper, remote control, and Hallmark universal adapter

 

 

Obviously ThinkGeek offers way to many Star Wars items to write about every single one but I will drop the images of several other new items and prices below.

Star Wars Lighted Yoda Tree Topper – $39.99

Product Specifications 

Star Wars Lighted Yoda Tree Topper
Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
Green LED lightsaber lights up
Yoda sports a white robe and red garment underneath
For those who decorate with a Star Wars theme, at holiday time or any time

Click here to purchase

 

 

 

 

Star Wars Lighted Darth Vader Tree Topper – $39.99

Product Specifications
Star Wars Lighted Darth Vader Tree Topper
Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
Red LED lightsaber lights up
Includes a programmed timer
Vader’s cape wraps around top of tree
For those who have turned to the Dark Side this holiday season

Click here to purchase

 

 

 

 

Star Wars Lawn Ornament – $39.99

 

Product Specifications
Add a reminder to your lawn of the one AT-AT that was tripped at the Battle of Hoth
Officially-licensed Star Wars lawn ornamentation
A ThinkGeek creation and exclusive!
Materials: Resin

Click here to purchase

 

 

Star Wars Cookie Cutters – $14.99

Product Specifications
Set of 6 Star Wars Cookie Cutters
Suitable for gingerbread and sugar-cookies – try pie-dough to decorate your pie-crusts!
Includes Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Yoda,   C-3PO, and a Stormtrooper
Materials: Food-safe, BPA-free ABS plastic

Click here to purchase 

 

Star Wars Exclusive Chewbacca Stocking – $14.99

Product Specifications
Star Wars Exclusive Chewbacca Stocking
Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
A ThinkGeek exclusive
Wookiee fur stocking with bandolier ribbon decoration
Ribbon loop for hanging from your mantel

Click here to purchase 

 

 

 

 

 

Obviously ThinkGeek has plenty of Star Wars items to continue going but this isn’t a Star Wars article and if it were I wouldn’t be writing it so, lets move on BUT if you’d like more Star Wars goodness please jump in a Podracer start the engines and head to Thinkgeek.com and search for Star Wars… OR  just click the link I conveniently made right above and it’ll bring you to the Dark Side.

Of course they don’t just have NEW Holiday items, Thinkgeek is ever expanding their collections and expanding the reaches of nerdum and geekery and of course they make it simple to see what’s new. So lets cover some of my favorite and then I’ll drop a link for you to explore your self. First though it’s Dangerous to Go Alone so let me guide you.

Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener – $14.99

Product Specifications
Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener
Officially-licensed Legend of Zelda merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Seals the darkness and opens your mail
Perfect for fans of LoZ who still get snail mail (which is all of us, right?)
You could probably also use it on cat grass, but no rupees guaranteed
Materials: Metal letter opener with resin pedestal
Includes letter opener and display stand

Click here to purchase 

 

 

Fallout Nuka Cola Machine Mini Refrigerator – $149.99

Product Specifications
Fallout 4 Nuka Cola Fridge
Officially-licensed Fallout 4 merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
A perfect place for you to store both original and Quantum
Optional light on top guides you to your refreshment
Science: This thermoelectric cooler relies on the Peltier effect
Capacity: 12 12 oz. cans of soda

Click here to purchase 

 

 

 

 

Harry Potter Patronus 3D Lightbox – $39.99

Product Specifications
Harry Potter Patronus 3D Lightbox
Officially-licensed Harry Potter merchandise
A ThinkGeek exclusive
LED lightbox featuring Harry’s Patronus, a stag, with lenticular effect
Display free-standing or wall-mounted
Powered by 3 AA batteries or by included micro-USB cable
On/Off switch on side of box
Has slotted hangers on back
Dimensions: 9 3/4″ x 9 3/4″ x 3″ lightbox with 5 ft. micro-USB to USB cable
Click here to purchase 

 

Super Mario Piranha Plant Beanie – $19.99

Product Specifications
Super Mario Piranha Plant Beanie
Officially-licensed Super Mario Bros. merchandise
Beanie that looks like a piranha plant from Super Mario
Comes complete with stem and sharp teeth, of course
One size fits most adults
Materials: Polyester
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Air dry.

Click here to purchase 

 

 

Fantastic Beasts Icon Leggings – $24.99

 

Product Specifications
Fantastic Beasts Icon Leggings
Officially-licensed Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them merchandise
These leggings keep your legs warm while you chase after Erumpents
For your favorite Magizoologists, and leggings-wearing Fantastic Beasts fans
Note: Will not protect you from Graphorns
Materials: 94% polyester, 6% spandex

Click here to purchase 

 

Jumping Super Mario Question Block Lamp – $39.99

Product Specifications
Super Mario Question Block Lamp
Officially-licensed Super Mario Bros. merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation
Question Block shade with little jumping (and punching) Mario lamp pull
Recommended bulb 40W or lower Type A
Materials: Fabric shade and metal base
Dimensions: 19″ tall x 7 7/8″ cube shade and 6″ diameter base

Click here to purchase 

 

 

 

Harry Potter Hogwarts Crest T-Shirt and Pant Sleep Set – $39.99

Product Specifications
Harry Potter Hogwarts Crest T-Shirt and Pant Sleep Set
Officially-licensed Harry Potter merchandise
Comfy black pants covered with quidditch symbols
Has pockets!
Elastic waist with external drawstring
Soft black short-sleeved shirt with the Hogwarts crest printed on the front
Perfect for anyone who dreams of being the next Hogwarts seeker
Materials: 95% cotton, 5% spandex

Click here to purchase 

 

 

Legend of Zelda Symbol 4pk Ornaments – $16.99

Product Specifications
Legend of Zelda Symbol 4 Pack Ornaments
Officially-licensed Legend of Zelda merchandise
A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive
Includes 4 stylized designs that might look familiar
-Gate of Time from Hyrule Historia
-Wingcrest from the cover of Art & Artifacts
-Triforce from the Encyclopedia
-And a mystery fourth design
Black ornaments with map of Hyrule in the background and main design on both sides

Click here to purchase

 

 

Super Mario Star Tree Topper – $19.99

Product Specifications
Super Mario Star Tree Topper
Officially-licensed Super Mario merchandise
A ThinkGeek / GameStop exclusive
A Super Star / Starman / Invincible Star for your treetop
Eyes on one side
Dimensions: 6 1/2″ tall x 5″ wide x 1″ thick

Click here to purchase

 

 

 

Pac-Man Lounger – $39.99

 

Product Specifications
Pac-Man Lounger
Officially-licensed Pac-Man merchandise
Full-zip fleece lounger has hood + cuffs at wrists and ankles
Perfect for the retro gamer in your house
Move the ghosts and Pac-Man around – they have hook and loop on the back
Materials: 100% polyester
Care Instructions: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.

Click here to purchase

 

Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure – $29.99

Product Specifications
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure
Officially-licensed Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise
Statue with built in keychain holder featuring Jack and Zero in the pumpkin patch
Includes keychain that can hold several pounds of keys
Keychain attaches with lobster clasp for easy removal if you don’t want to take the whole statue with you
Basically perfect for the bathroom keys you don’t want unintentionally customers walking off with
Materials: Plastic

Click here to purchase

 

Super Mario Villain Figure 5pk – Exclusive – $19.99

 

Product Specifications
Super Mario Villain Figure 5pk
Officially-licensed Nintendo merchandise
A ThinkGeek exclusive
5-pack of figures from Super Mario
Includes Goomba, Piranha Plant, Shy Guy, Boo, and Mario
Dimensions: figures range from 1 3/4″ to 3″ in height

Click here to purchase

 

 

 

Harry Potter Cosplay House Robe – $144.99

Product Specifications
Harry Potter House Robe
Officially-licensed Harry Potter merchandise
Choose Gryffindor or Slytherin
Any wizarding geek will love dressing up in this robe
Full-length replica robe with lining, a hood and clasp
House crest embroidered on chest
Materials: 100% polyester
Care Instructions: Hand wash
One size fits most adult wizards and witches (chest up to 42” and waist 30”-34”)

Click here to purchase

 

 

Rugrats Reptar Hooded Robe – $59.99

Product Specifications
Rugrats Reptar Hooded Robe
Officially-licensed Rugrats merchandise
A ThinkGeek exclusive
Stomp around your home as Reptar while staying cozy warm
Two pockets for holding all your Reptar Bars
Materials: 100% polyester
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.

Click here to purchase

 

 

Mega Man Cookie Jar – $34.99

 

Product Specifications
Mega Man Cookie Jar
Officially-licensed Capcom merchandise
Holds high-glucose fuel cells for fighting robots
Perfect for anyone with a strong sense of justice and commitment to everlasting peace
Capacity: 90 oz.
Materials: Molded ceramic
Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Do not soak. Do not microwave. Do not attempt to use as a real blaster.

Click here to purchase

 

Legend of Zelda Hyrule Crest Lounge Pants – $24.99

Product Specifications
Legend of Zelda Hyrule Crest Lounge Pants
Officially-licensed The Legend of Zelda merchandise
Black cotton lounge pants with silver Hyrule crest and logo on the left thigh
Elastic waist with external drawstring
Button fly
2 pockets
Materials: 100% cotton

Click here to purchase

 

 

Kingdom Hearts Action Figure Set – $29.99

Product Specifications
Kingdom Hearts Action Figure Set
Officially-licensed Kingdom Hearts II merchandise
Sets of three figures from Kingdom Hearts II with accessories
Choose the Sora Set (Sora, Dusk, and Soldier) or Mickey Set (Mickey, Axel, and Shadow)
Each figure has up to 16 points of articulation
Character-appropriate accessories, such as Keyblades, included with each set
Part of the 15th anniversary Diamond Select action figure series
Sculpted by Oluf Hartvigson
Click here to purchase

 

Hatching Dragon Candle – $35.99

Product Specifications
Hatching Dragon Candle
Scaled egg candle melts to reveal a tiny porcelain dragon figurine
Receive one of three random dragon figures: black, green, or red
Perfect gift for someone who has everything
Dimensions: 5″ tall x 4″ max diameter
Weight: 15 oz.
Keep out of reach of children and pets.

Click here to purchase

 

 

The Demogorgon T-Shirt – $19.99

Will: What is it?
Dustin: What if it’s the Demogorgon? Oh, Jesus, we’re so screwed if it’s the Demogorgon.
Lucas: It’s not the Demogorgon.
Will: An army of troglodytes charge into the chamber!
Dustin: Troglodytes?!
Lucas: Told ya.
Mike: Wait a minute. Did you hear that? That that sound? Boom. Boom. BOOM! That didn’t come from the troglodytes. No, that that came from something else.
Mike: The Demogorgon!
– “The Vanishing of Will Byer,” Stranger Things

Click here to purchase

 

Funko POP! Stranger Things Vinyl Figures Series 2 – $9.99 each

Product Specifications
POP Stranger Things Vinyl Figures Series 2
Officially-licensed Stranger Things merchandise
Choose Brenner with Hazmat, Eleven with Hospital Gown, Hopper with Donut, Jonathan with
Bear Trap, Nancy with Gun
Materials: Vinyl
Dimensions: 3 3/4″ tall
Mint condition graded packaging cannot be guaranteed

Click here to purchase

 

 

 

Poké Ball Serving Bowl Set – $19.99

Product Specifications
Poké Ball Serving Bowls
Officially-licensed Pokémon merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Hold all your favorite Poké snacks in Poké Ball shaped bowls!
Comes with red top and white bottom bowl
Dimensions: 8″ diameter x 3 1/2″ deep
(Putting the two halves together, it’s roughly the size of a volleyball.)

Click here to purchase

Warcraft Chair Banner – $24.99

Product Specifications
Warcraft Chair Banners
Officially-licensed Warcraft movie merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Choose Alliance or Horde
Perfect for the WoW addict
Designs are embroidered on, not printed
Materials: 100% cotton body; 60% polyamide / 35% cotton / 5% spandex wrap
Care Instructions: Hand wash in cold water. Lay flat to dry.
Dimensions:
-Horde – 29″ long
-Alliance – 31″ long

Click here to purchase

Heroes of the Storm Action Figures Series Two – $24.99 each

 

Product Specifications
Heroes of the Storm Figures
Officially-licensed Heroes of the Storm merchandise
Figures from across 20 years of Blizzard games
Dimensions: Approximately 7″ tall
Choose from:
-Arthas (WoW): figure with Frostmourne sword accessory
-Tyrael (Diablo): figure with El’Druin sword accessory

Click here to purchase

 

 

 

Stranger Things Action Figure 3pk – $19.99

Stranger Things Action Figure 3pk – $19.99

Product Specifications
Stranger Things Action Figure 3pk
Officially-licensed Stranger Things merchandise
Choose Option 1 (Eleven, Lucas, and Mike) or Option 2 (Will, Dustin, and Demogorgon)
Over 20 points of articulation
Character-specific accessories

Click here to purchase

Breath of the Wild: Link with Bow Nendoroid – $51.99

 

Product Specifications
Breath of the Wild: Link with Bow Nendoroid
Officially-licensed The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild merchandise
Non-scale articulated figure
Super-moveable with joints in elbows and knees
Comes with smiling face, shouting face (huut heeyah!), interchangeable hands for equipping different items, a quiver, a bow, an Ancient arrow, a sword and scabbard, shield, and the Sheikah Slate
Most accessories can be held by Link or attached to his back

Click here to purchase

Breath of the Wild Pullover Hoodie – $29.99

 

Product Specifications
Breath of the Wild Pullover Hoodie
Officially-licensed Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Stay warm from the breath of the wild
Dark blue pullover-style hoodie with black and light blue design
Shiekah eye symbol right in center
One big pocket near bottom front

Click here to purchase

 

 

Marvel Gallery Unmasked Gwenpool Figure – Exclusive – $44.99

Product Specifications
Marvel Gallery Unmasked Gwenpool Figure – Exclusive
Officially-licensed Marvel merchandise
A ThinkGeek/GameStop exclusive
Sculpted by Alejandro Pereira
Gwenpool is not Gwen Stacy. Or Deadpool. Just to be clear.
She’s aware she’s in a comic book… but is she aware that she’s a statue?
Detailed sculpting and paintwork, right down to the pink tips of her hair

Click here to purchase

 

 

Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Wooden Cutting Board – $19.99

Product Specifications
Guardians of the Galaxy Baby Groot Wooden Cutting Board
Officially-licensed Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 merchandise
A wooden cutting board shaped like Baby Groot’s head
He’s conquering the galaxy for the second time, so you know he can help with meals
Materials: Wood (but not Groot)
Hand wash only
Not microwave or dishwasher safe
Dimensions: 15″ x 11 1/4″

Click here to purchase

 

Modern Icons #1 – Fallout 4 T-60 Power Armor Statue – $39.99

 

Product Specifications
Modern Icons #1 – Fallout 4 T-60 Power Armor Statue
Officially-licensed limited-edition Fallout 4 collectible
A ThinkGeek creation
Part of the Modern Icons Statue Collection
Edition Size: 13150
Painted with battle-worn and weathered detail
Carrying Righteous Authority in battle-ready position
Designed using the same digital files used to create the game
Materials: Solid PVC

Click here to purchase

 

 

Fallout Nuka Cola Growler – $24.99

Product Specifications
Fallout Growler
Officially-licensed Fallout merchandise
64 ounce red glass growler with metal clasp top and glass loop handle
Nuka-Cola logo and Fallout logo on one side, Nuka-Girl artwork on the other side
Cold liquid only (Radiation not required)
Do not microwave
Capacity: 64 fl. oz.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Do not soak.

Click here to purchase

Fallout Heather Vault-Tec Ladies’ ANGL Hoodie – $59.99

 

 

Product Specifications
Fallout Heather Vault-Tec Ladies’ ANGL Hoodie
Officially-licensed Fallout merchandise
Cross-body metal zipper closure with custom lightning-bolt zipper pull
Vault-Tec on chest and logo across back
Oversized hood turns into cowl neck
Ribbed waist and sleeve cuffs
Sleeves have extended cuffs with thumb holes
Side pockets
Fabric thickness is medium-heavyweight

Click here to purchase

 

 

Canned Unicorn Meat – $9.99

Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications
5.5 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
Crunchy horn bits in every bite – an excellent source of Calcium
Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d’oeuvres, and more
Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they’re healthy as horses

Click here to purchase

Skyrim 4-Pack Pint Glass Set – $24.99

 

Product Specifications
Skyrim 4-Pack Pint Glass Set
Officially-licensed Skyrim merchandise
Features various taverns: The Winking Skeever, The Ragged Flagon (Thieves Guild HQ), The
Sleeping Giant Inn, and The Frozen Hearth
Capacity: 16 oz.
Materials: Glass
Not dishwasher safe
Not microwave safe
Do not soak

Click here to purchase

 

DOTA 2 Sniper Plush – $39.99

Product Specifications
DOTA 2 Sniper Plush
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 merchandise
Comes with unlock code for “Imbued Lockless Luckvessel” in DOTA 2
Goggles are NOT removable (we might have ripped the eyeballs off our plush checking for you)
Materials: 100% polyester
Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent

Click here to purchase

 

 

Star Trek:TNG Deanna Troi Swim Shirt – $49.99

Product Specifications
Star Trek:TNG Deanna Troi Swim Shirt
Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
Part of our Star Trek:TNG Trekini Swimwear line
Looks like Troi’s jumpsuit from 2nd and 3rd seasons
Embroidered combadge stitched on
Materials: 85% polyester / 15% spandex
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.

Click here to purchase

 

 

Guys that brings us to the end of this years Think Geeky…. I know take a deep breathe of the wild fresh air and try to calm your nerves.. OK FINE! Before we go lets talk about the line of Exclusive Breath of The Wild Clothing from Think Geek! This exclusive clothing line was debuted at PAX West 2017 and I got my hands on them but sadly they said the Hero of Time needed it more than me. So if you’d like to check out the entire line be my guest and follow the LINK to this amazing line.

Alright Seriously though that is all for this years Think Geeky. I hope you all have a great Holiday Season and I hope that this little product highlight will bring cheer to yourself or a loved one this year.

 

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Zach Auld

2K, Telltale enthusiast with a flair for podcasting

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